Sizzle!

If I told him once, I must have told him a hundred times. Leave the horses alone.
He is fascinated by them. Cyril come away from the horses.
He waited for my back to be turned, then finally he made one last ditched attempt for a closer look and just when he thought he had achieved his mission and stuck his head through the fence.

He caught his big fat nose on the electric wire!

Ah yes nothing like a wet nose to complete a circuit!

Now know at the cottage as Sizzle.