We Confess

From when I was small they called me a Seal I think it’s my legs and the way they appear.



In foster I was Steel but I don’t have the stare and my surface is blonde and all covered in hair.



I’m not good on the lead, my new owners tried Seal but it gets a bit hard when they have to shout heal!




I’m nice to the cat and I’m told I’m a charmer, oh boy was he strange, but now he’s much calmer.










I do like the car and like to sit by the driver and when it does rain I go weird at the wiper.




I can sleep on my back with my legs in the air and sometimes you’d think that I just didn’t care.








But when they leave me, oh I do panic!! I’m compelled to lick windows and I dribble and dribble, and I s'pose they think their funny cause they’ve bloomin called me Cyril!